Archive | November 1, 2011

I’m a weak, shallow person who watched the Kardashian wedding on E!

And I thought it would last! At least a year anyway. I can’t resist. I have to weigh in on the Kim Kardashian wedding/divorce circus, er, sad fairy tale gone wrong…blah, blah, blah.

There is something Kim Kardashian is good for. She’s got back. And ever since Jennifer Lopez came on the scene, the junk in the trunk look, has been, popular. And I’m thankful. I’ve always had some extra back there. Considering I’m a thin-ish, white girl, it seemed out of place on me. Flat chested and all booty. That’s me. So I see Kim, and I’m grateful. I’m not Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie (the camera adds 10 pounds you know, what does she look like in person?) or Gisele Bundchen. But she’s not human anyway, I don’t think. I think she’s an alien, or one of those fembots from Austin Powers.

Kim is gorgeous. She has lush dark hair, eye lashes that go on forever, full lips, beautiful skin and yes, that coveted hour-glass figure. She has meat on her bones!! Her arms don’t look like Madonna’s. Yes!!

Sooo, when she meets a handsome fella and they get married, don’t we want it to work out? Well, no, really. We all say, ‘ha, like that will last’. How does the pretty girl lose the guy in just two months? If Snow White had a sequel, would she have left Prince Charming? I don’t think Kris Humphries is Prince Charming in the least. But it’s kinda sad that two people that seem to have it all, really, just don’t.

You’d think they could at least have faked it a few months more. Finish the thank you notes, freeze dry the bouquet, dry clean the wedding dress.. you know all those things us gals do after the wedding. Two months? Seriously, that’s it?!

So J. Lo, the most beautiful woman in the world (according to People magazine) and Kim K. go through marriages like Snooki goes through Bump-its.

Maybe this year’s fairy tale wedding was the Royal Wedding in April of Catherine and William. Two people, who despite the fact that they are royalty, seem more like real people than any of the reality celebrities out there.

And for all of you reading this who don’t watch E!, the Kardashians, The Real Housewives, etc. and who think it’s just a bloody waste of time, well then, crap- you’re a far more descent person than me!!! But I know there’s a vice there somewhere you give in to… mine is just crappy television. Really, that’s it. Just crappy television is my only weakness.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go eat some pork rinds and read Cosmo.