except when she calls to tell you she is going to put you on a pill that gives you energy and makes you skinny. Holla!
Okay, I might be extremely naive about this, I found out yesterday I have hypothyroidism and it kind of made my day.
I know. Weird. So before you go all webMd on me and call me a hypochondriac or whatever, I’m not THAT crazy. Maybe.
The doctor called me at home and it made my heart skip a little. I knew my ultrasound came out okay, so I was wondering why she was calling. Then I remembered the blood work. Her voice sounded cheerful, so I was hoping that was a sign all was clear.
I had to ask her if this is the thyroid problem that makes you fat, skinny, tired, sweaty, grumpy…whatever. So she clarified that ‘hypo’ is the sluggish one and that the medication should perk things up. It could be just the boost I need to get on track.
I promise (liar, pants on fire) this is my last post about all that ails me in a female way. So remember my post yesterday that said the ultrasound on my hoo hoo told us that there are no polyps, tumors, fibroids, babies or evil spawn in there causing my
monthly agony slight discomfort. Which is good. Amen, thank you baby Jesus that it’s clean and healthy. Despite the fact that it’s still cursed and wretched for making me feel like I do.
So just a little dose of some thyroid meds is what we’ll start with and continue to monitor my results.
Ha!! A-hA! SEE? I told you! What you ask? Well, I knew there was something wrong with me making me fat, grumpy and blech-y. So there.
I’m assuming this is somewhat a common occurrence. There are two risk factors:
- Being over 50.
- Being female. Really? Being female. Lovely. At least that’s what it said on PubMedhealth.com
I’m so glad my doctor caught it in time. Symptoms of thyroid disease are:
- Being more sensitive to cold
- Paleness or dry skin
- unintentional weight gain
- thin hair
- brittle nails
- Decreased taste and smell
- Puffy hands, and feet
- Slow speech
- Thickening of the skin
- Thinning of eyebrows
Nice. Sometimes it really does suck to be a woman.
I haven’t started the meds yet. I promise I will tell you how it goes. Duh. I told you before I was lying when I said this is my last ‘female’ related post.
Here’s some before and after pictures I think will give you an idea of how I think it will go.
But let’s just be honest: