I’ve done it again. I’ve created movie magic in the name of my blog.
I was inspired by my amazing ability to find things in plain sight for my family members. It truly is magic. I’m like a fucking magician every blessed day.
So I got out my magic wand (okay, it’s Owen’s wand from his Harry Potter costume- just go with it) and performed some magic tricks. Set to music- of course!!
And just keep in mind, it is meant to be completely ridiculous- Jay Z, I am not.
Enjoy. (sorry friends, this will not load to mobile devices due to YouTube copyright laws. I don’t make the rules, I just play by them. Please go to a laptop or something and watch, ‘mkay?)
Magic Mom Music Video
I’ve been reading the
soft porn book 50 Shades of Grey about domination, kinky sex, and everything you don’t want your parents to know you are reading. Whew, is it hot in here??
If you’ve read it, you know how, uhm, steamy it is. Steamy? Geeze, that’s putting it lightly!! It’s like jungle steamy, humidifier steamy, boiling noodles steamy.
The other day I had to put it down because I think my cheeks were flushed and the kids came home from school.
I will be honest. I haven’t finished it yet. I feel dirty reading it when the children are home.
So this is me during the day whenever I get a chance on my own to read it. I incorporate chores, Daniel Craig, some subliminal thoughts- you’ll be surprised, and how I really just can’t put the book down. Unless of course, my kids are home! Then I hide it under the couch cushions.
Please keep in mind- I’m a goof ball and by no means take any of this seriously.
I’m a happily married woman who has no problem with vanilla sex. Thank you.
I know- more than you needed to know.